Make money money money….

Cars are money pits we all know that, buy a brand new one and you have lost few thousand buy time you have driven it out of the showroom on to the main road. Buy a old one, and you then run the risks of constant repairs,hidden faults etc etc so is it possible to actually make money from cars, well course it is especially current market thanks to Covid19, however here lies the problem, the car shows like Wheeler Dealers make it look so easy buy a banger do it up make a small fortune easy peasy right, wrong! what they don’t tell you is that a team of researchers probably spent 3 months or longer doing their homework on what to buy,what parts will be required and so on . But if your like me and have a very limited knowledge of car mechanics actually if your like me you have limited knowledge of everything probably but then again if you are like me what you lack in knowledge you make up in passion for anything with a engine and steering a wheel ,well then all is not lost. But let’s get the basics out of the way and remember like anything you buy as a future investment, houses, stocks, you normally look to buy cheap and sell for a large profit, and like all those investments the larger profits come playing the long game, however there are expectations to the rule as I will show you later on in this article so bear with me .

So without any delay then here’s my top three car’s that will make you a serious amount of cash in the next few years, how much depends how long you wait. And rather than go for obvious choices I have gone for cars you can buy cheap as little as few thousand to ones that are still under 20k but few years of patience maybe lick of paint few repairs here and there and you will gain double your money or more, but hey it’s a risk as Covid19 has shown us you never know what’s around the corner, so saying that and we don’t get taken out by some dodgy virus, or 5G masts or aliens from space, then here’s my choices.

First up is car that when was launched in 1994 like most of us you would have said Wow that looks amazing,then like most of us me included you would have noticed the Fiat badge and said think I will give that a miss and rightly so let’s be honest Fiat isn’t exactly the poster child of the car world but here is the thing the Fiat Coupe is a little bit different first up the outside it’s got more lines and curves than a 90’s supermodel, to me it looks awesome from any angle and is one of the few cars that can carry the yellow colour scheme off well. The one to go for is the Turbo 20 valve version, with bits borrowed from a certain Lancia Delta there’s a pub fact for you right thrre, few thousand pound buys you Turbo in decent nick usually avoid anything that’s been tampered with go sensible mileage and this bad boy will go around three to four times what you paid for it in a couple of years time with UK numbers already down to 500ish for cars left in UK that is a good thing once it goes to around 200 left values will rocket up so buy now and reap the rewards later .

Ok, next up let’s stay with the cheap bin and this one I have a little bit of a soft spot for, probably thanks to Robert McCall in a certain program called The Equalizer and if Mrs J is reading this yes a early birthday present yes please. Now Birmingham has given so much to us already like Peaky Blinders for a start, the Bullring shopping centre,UB40 and Jaguar. The Jag I’m referring to is the Jaguar XJS V12, the engine is the stuff that legends are made of unfortunately the rest of is stuck together by chewing gum I think. So if you find one expect to pay for a spot of welding or two but as they say in business speculate to accumulate. The V12 engine is a dying breed so if you can find anything with V12 written on the side trust me, it will be worth a bob or two as we say in Yorkshire. Tricky one this as you will already see XJS for selling well over 20k but you can still find the odd one on Facebook marketplace or gum tree for a few thousand but it’s like anything when your bargain hunting you got put the work in, but you will have to spend on the bodywork and interior probably chewing removal but definitely still worth a punt knowing you will gain in the long term , you can find one around 2k spend another 2-3k look to sell in few years time around 14-18k add few couple on top if you bagged the convertible

Lastly now this one is easy money anything from Japan with a turbo on is rocketing in costs already but one thing about this virus is people are selling their pride joys cheaply just to survive financially saying that if had a Nissan Skyline GTR tucked away in this crisis I would be happy living off bread and water than sell my Godzilla by the way that’s the official nickname of these fine beast’s !! Now this are going to cost but if you find one that’s under 12k you could just give it wash and a vac and it would still sell for a profit but if you hang on a year or two expect to fetch over 25k. Try to avoid the obvious track cars or with drivers that think they are Van Diesel, extra gauges on door pillars are bug giveaway of track abuse and the thing I guess is a white vest on back seat find that then definitely move on to the next one. One to go for is the early R32 skyline GTR the non turbos are very cheap but won’t be worth as much in resale. Get one with sensible mileage and you will get anything over 24k back if not more as like I said earlier Jap motors from 90s are the in thing at momentb and values are rocketing already.

Main thing to remember with all classic cars is mileage keep it sensible, you will have to spend money to make it saleable and wait unless like Nissan GTR case which are in demand, then sell quickly otherwise lock it away and watch the value grow. Thanks for reading stay safe see you all soon

The one you would have but you won’t you snob !!!!

Hello and welcome to my very first blog, blog I can hear my two little son’s saying “Youtube is where it’s at dad!”and truth be told I hear them and I agree but baby steps is always best any journey I say . So let’s start, every week I will be doing a piece on the usual stuff that get us men, hot and bothered,Sport Cars, Tech, watches and …yes t@# but I possibly can’t write it due to the risk of second circumsision if Mrs J ever reads this . Instead of becoming the next asian version of John Bobbit, lets begin this week on three reasonably price cars that make sense but you probably will never buy and I will explain why later. And I will try to break into sections first up something Sporty something for Family and one for your mate Dave we all have or no a Dave in our circle of friends so while look at 0-60 times and Alloy’s, Dave will want a sensible MPG a good residual value yah dah yah dah….Now you know who Dave is .

Your 30 odd doing ok and want a statement car, now your a sneaky type you want the whole world to know your doing well but same time you want to well play down it a notch so BMW M3 really not going to cut it with you, you want the ooomph but not the total look at me kind of car, plus you still haven’t had it way with Lucy in accounts at the Christmas party, you roll up in M3 and that old saying of the car is extension of your man hood, well you might as well forget it son! So here is the plan, get something fast get something a bit lairy but discretion is name of the game. So with that in mind here it drum roll please…..KIA but before you all hit the back button your browsers this no ordinary KIA, see our Korean friends have learnt a lot about us European people this ones first all properly built for us and it looks like something the Germans would build ….nie nie ok agreed some parts little plasticky but overall damn good as I will explain

Kia GTS Stinger

Price these things are £40k ish, a lot for Kia even for one that gets you 0-60 in 4.7secs but really would you buy a brand new car, not if you have a brain cell or two, you would buy used and at used these 3.3 V6 engined monsters are £25k or so for low mileage one and if you have had Lucy from accounts already you can buy it in a bright yellow, spec wise all come with nearly everything Harmon Kardon stereo, climate control, heated and cooled seats plus 360 camera the interior in my humble opinion is spot on and yes like I said certain parts is a little plasticky but overall for first attempt really nice. Back to the M3, pub fact for you it’s designed by a old boy called Albert Bierman, who’s CV probably points out he used to run BMW M division …But your still not sold are you, and like most of us it’s that little bit of insecruity we all have what will the neighbours say what will my mates say and that’s probably why you won’t see many but for that’s perfect reason to buy one…now Mrs J please note Lisa in accounts is for writing purposes I have never known a Lisa at all……

Ok your like me you remember Adam and the Ant’s music wise , Beadles about tv programme ..and Michael Jackson as black before he became white and probably wrote a letter at some point to sit on Jimmy Saviles knee….luckily for me my english writing at that point was very poor so luckily my letter got binned ! But my point is your probably mid 40’s late 40’s family car what’s your choice, let’s be honest Audi RS6 end of any car argument it’s big enough for family it’s fast as a modern supercar..but pushing on £80k -90k it’s out of reach for most of us so what’s a alternative something fast big enough for the family but has still street cred to say your not quite in your 50s yet . Let me give you the Audi’s little cuz that probaly gets invites to all the family do’s but rarely get’s noticed , you guessed it I am talking about a Seat, or more to point the Seat Leon Cupra FR300 available in auto only but that’s not a bad thing and you can get the option of 4×4, lets be honest it’s a stripped down RS3 or Golf R both names that give most car nuts a semi…but not as a Seat which is unfair as it’s pretty much same car same fit and finish and it’s quick nearly 300BHP hence the name with 0-62 in around 4.7 now here is the thing brand new £3O-34k used say 19 plate about £23 ok it’s no RS6 but it’s useable its fast and discreet great choice .

Ok lastily promised to keep our Dave happy remember Dave likes MPG costs road tax costs, basicily that mate we all have but no idea how or when we met him ! Ok Dave me pal this will get you reaching for your cleanest beige chinos and finding your local garage begging for sneaky little test drive . Now it’s a tough one there’s a few I could list here but it has to be the Dacia Duster for anywhere between 11k and under 20K your going to get a brand new car, now I know what your thinking you have seen Top Gear the Grand tour all rate it, but did you know that the engine it’s the same one in the Mercedes A Class, Renault Kadjar and the Qashqai, if your in market for second car this is great option.

Right that’s me done for this week, off for daily ration of one exercise, but then again mega excited tomorrow is our bin day so that be two bit’s of exercise….hang on is that allowed or am I going to get chased by our local community officer Benny Hill style. Adios Amigos

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